Thursday, September 3, 2015

Pinoy jokes 16, 2015



Donya: Inday bakit ang bilis maubos ng mga toothpick natin?!
Inday: Hindi ko po alam Ma’am kapag gumagamit naman ako binabalik ko po..

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Gumagawa ng tubo? Tubero.

Kumukuha ng basura? Basurero.

Ang mahilig sa gimik? Gimikero.

Ang mahilig sa babae? Babaero.

Ah, ano ang tawag sa taong lagi sa kanto?

E, di, Tambay. Tambay lang! Huwag kang mag-imbento ng kabastusan diyan!

haha
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Sumulat si Inday sa kanyang ina.

“Dear Mom, Had it not been for the smelling salt, I would have collapsed a moment ago; Junior has become an uncontrollable little monster! Remember when he accidentally fell and hit his head on the marble floor at home last week? A bloody mess that was!

This week, he was summoned by the principal of that shabbily run academy for smacking a classmate’s face! And the academe — what a pretentious bunch of baboons!

Oh dear, I never imagined being a governess can be a such an unbearable source of torturous aggravation.

Your daughter, 

Inday

Kinabukasan, sumagot ang tatay ni Inday.

Dear Inday, 

WALANGHIYA KA! MAGPADALA KA NG PERA! NASA OSPITAL ANG NANAY MO, DUMUGO ANG ILONG SA KAKABASA NG PESTENG SULAT MO! 

Nagmamahal, 

Tatay
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