Friday, June 19, 2015

Pinoy jokes 12, 2015

INAY: Binigay na ba card nyo?
PNOY: Opo nay, good news ala na po ako line of 7!
INAY: Talaga? Patingin! English-65 Math-60 Science-69 Pilipino-

67..Ala nga line of 7! 

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Sa Hospital.

Doc: Iha, mukhang pumapayat ka at hinang hina pa. Sinunod mo ba advice ko na 3 meals a day?
Girl: Diyos ko! 3 meals a day ba? Akala ko 3 males a day eh!!!

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TEACHER: Juan, give me a sentence.
JUAN: Ma'am is beautiful, isn't she?
TEACHER: Very good! Please translate in tagalog.
JUAN: Si ma'am ay maganda, hindi naman di ba?


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INAY: Anak, may kasama daw si Bagyong Pedring na hurricane at
tsunami na kayang palubugin ang Pilipinas! Alam mo ba ibig sabihin nun?

JUAN: Wala pong pasok bukas? Yeheyy!

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