Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Pinoy jokes 6, 2015

Miss Hungary: Gutom ako, gutom ka, gutom tayong lahat HUNGARY!!
Miss Haiti: Seventy eight, seventy nine HAITI!!
Miss Kenya: Hindi sa’yo, hindi sa’kin.. KENYA!!
Miss Nepal: Hindi naman kausap, sabat ng sabat.. NEPAL!!
At syempre..
Miss Philippines: Mula sa lupaing mahal ang bigas at maraming mandurugas..PILIPINAS!!


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PEDRO: Pare, bakit kanina ka pa nakaharap dyan sa salamin nang nakapikit??
JUAN: Shhh! Tinitingnan ko kung ano ang hitsura ko kapag natutulog!

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Misis: Hello, please send a MAINTENANCE personnel, ang mister ko tatalon sa bintana! Bilis!
Administrator: Mam bakit po maintenance?
Misis: Eh ayaw MABUKSAN ng bintana!


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1 comment:

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