Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Pinoy jokes 1, 2014

Teacher: Sino pumatay kay Magellan, may initial na LL?
Student: Lito Lapid?
Teacher: Inuulit ang pangalan nya...
Student: Lito Lito?
Teacher: Mahaba buhok nya!
Student: Lot Lot?
Teacher: Madami sila...
Student: Lot Lot And Friends?

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May tatlong daga nagpapasiklaban

Unang daga: Mga pare, alam niyo ba na kumain ako ng cheese sa loob ng mouse trap!

Ikalawang daga: Wala yan! Ako kumain ako ng bowl na racumin na may kahalong dora!

Ikatlong daga: Wala naman pala kayong binatbat! Come with me and let's play with a cat........

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Max: Pare mahilig pala pamilya mo sa music! kasi kapag naliligo kayo lahat kumakanta.
Juan: Anong mahilig? Kailangan lang kumanta kasi walang lock ang banyo!
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NURSE: Miss, gising na!
PATIENT: Ah, bakit?
NURSE: Oras na ng pag-inom ng gamot.
PATIENT: Anong gamot?
NURSE: Sleeping pills.
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INTSIK: Ano lugar ito?
SAN PEDRO: Langit ito.
INTSIK: Ah,ano diyan sa kabila?
SAN PEDRO: Impyerno sobrang init
INTSIK: Sige,lipat ako doon!
SAN PEDRO: Bakit?
INTSIK: Ako benta ice water!!!!!
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pinoy jokes said...

Nice collection