Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Pinoy jokes 1 September 2011

Teacher: ok class use HEY in a sentence. Yes minggoy! 
minggoy: HEY! That's my bag! Teacher: very goOd! You esyot! esyot: our teacher is very cute. Baby face for short...she's really beautiful!
 Teacher: hehe, thank u esyot...but asa man ang HEY?

esyot: HEY HEY HEY, JOKE lang po MAM. Ginanahan naman kayo. bwahahahaha

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Lata ni Lola:

Lola: Ineng palimos naman..
Girl: Lola bakit po dalawa lata nyo?
Lola: Ineng, as a business woman we shud tink on more ways on how to develop our business. That’s why instead of associating the money I got for my daily expenditures, I invested it by putting up another branch.

Haha grabe si Lola! ...


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Juan: Pedro, bakit ang pandak mo?
Pedro: Kasi bata palang ako, ulila na ako.
Juan: Eh ano naman relasyon non sa pagiging pandak mo?
Pedro: Walang nagpalaki sa akin.


Ay oo nga ano!


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Habang tumatae si Mister

Misis: isara mo naman yung pinto pag tumatae ka. Nakkita kaya titi mo.
Mister: Bakit ba? Si namankadalasa nagrereklamo ah.....
Misis: wag naman ditto sa Jollibee..

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1 comment:

hilda said...

The best ang mga jokes mo. I love this blog. I have bookmarked this site actually. Thanks!

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