Thursday, May 21, 2009

Pinoy Jokes 4 - May

Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?
Mister: Guni-guni!
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Nanay: Ano 'tong malaking zero sa test paper mo?
Anak : Hindi po 'yan zero, 'Nay. Naubusan lang ng star ang teacher ko kaya binigyan niya ako ng moon! Moon lang 'yan, 'Nay, promise!
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SIDE EFFECT"

Boy: Can I buy u a drink?
Girl: No, tnx. i discovered that alcohol is bad for my legs.
Boy: Sori to hear that, do they swell?
Girl: No, they tend to spread apart...
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Hindi lahat ng kinakalabit….
Gitara
Hindi lahat ng binobomba…
Poso
Hindi lahat ng pinapasukan…
Eskwelahan
Hindi lahat ng nilalabasan…
Exit
Hindi lahat ng binabayo…
Palay
Hindi lahat ng may ugat…
Puno
Hindi lahat ng pinipisil…
Pisngi
at hindi lahat ng pisngi…
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Hindi lahat ng tumatayo…
May paa
Pero lahat ng itlog…
Binabati
Hindi lahat ng binibiyak…
Niyog
Pero lahat ng mani…
Binibiyak
Ang green minded….
GUILTY!
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SHAMPOO FOR DRY HAIR

Juan: ano bang shampoo ito? ayaw bumula
Maid: paano po bubula yan hindi naman basa buhok nyo.
Juan: haler for dry hair toh, nag-iisip ka ba Inday? dry hair!!
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Excuse letters: I taught in schools for a time in the Philippines and here are just two samples of how excuse letters are written.

1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today.Please execute him. (Hala! Sige. Silya elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! O kaya niyo yun?)

2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had hershot. (Pag nag-absent pala papatayin ka…Baka may rabies…)
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3 comments:

Jenai said...

Lol. I love a good laugh and found you on trafficnowfire. I love to read the blogs on there and always stop to comment as I blog too. It's also nice to find through the different jokes the culture of each country. I am Greek and we also have some funny ones too.

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jade said...

Nice nice nice.....so funny :-)