Thursday, May 7, 2009

Pinoy jokes 2 - May

Holdaper...............: Holdap ito! Akin na gamit mo!
Babae ....: (sumigaw) RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
Holdaper...............: Anong rape? Holdap nga to eh!
Babae....................: Nagsa-suggest lang naman eh
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BED TALK.

Boy: is this your first time?
Girl: (angrily) Oo naman noh! You guys talaga always asking me the same question!
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erap & lacson in buybust operation

Erap: freeze!
Lacson: sir mga kasamahan natin yan.
Erap: ah ganoon ba? ok, DEFROST!
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ERAP with the AFP Chief n RAM are talking about coup rumors.
After 5 hours of deadlock RAM offered a compromise.

RAM: If ERAP can spell the words COUP D ETAT, the coup is off.
ERAP: Gera nalang!
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Pinoy Jokes: Movies That Should Not Be Translated
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1. Black Hawk Down - Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba
2. Dead Mans Chest - Dodo ng Patay
3. I Know What You Did Last Summer - Uyy... aminin!
4. Love, Actually - Sa Totoo lang, Pag-ibig
5. Million Dollar Baby - 50 Milliong Pisong Sanggol (it depends on the
exchange rate of the country)
6. The Blair Witch Project - Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang si Blair
7. Mary Poppins - Si Mariang may Putok
8. Snakes on a Plane - Nag-ahasan sa Ere
9. The Postman Always Rings Twice - Ang Kartero kapag Dumutdot laging Dalawang Beses
10. Sum of all Fears - Takot mo, Takot ko, Takot Nating Lahat
11. Swordfish - Talakitok
12. Pretty Woman - Ganda ng Lola mo
13. Robin Hood, Men in Tights - Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat
14. Four Weddings and a Funeral - Kahit 4 na Beses ka pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay ka rin
15. The Good, The Bad and the Ugly - Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat
16. Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone - Adik si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu
17. Click - Isang Pindot ka Lang
18. Brokeback Mountain - May Nawasak sa Likod ng Bundok ng Tralala / Bumigay sa Bundok
19. The Day of the Dead - Ayaw Tumayo (ng mga patay)
20. Waterworld - Basang-basa
21. Theres Something about Mary - May Kwan sa Ano ni Maria
22. Employee of the Month - Ang Sipsip
23. Resident Evil - Ang Biyenan
24. Kill Bill - Kilitiin sa Bilbil
25. The Grudge - Lintik lang ang Walang Ganti
26. Nightmare Before Christmas - Binangungot sa Noche Buena
27. Never been Kissed - Pangit Kasi
28. Gone in 60 Seconds - 1 Round, Tulog
29. The Fast and the Furious - Ang bitin, Galit
30. Too Fast, Too Furious - Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit
31. Dude, Wheres My Car - Dong, Anong Level Ulit tayo Nag-park?
32. Beauty and the Beast - Ang Asawa ko at ang Nanay nya
33. The Lord of the Rings - Ang Alahero
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2 comments:

Leri G. said...

Gosh this is so hilarious! I knew these titles would sound weird in Tagalog but man this is crazy! :)

jade said...

So funny...LOl