Thursday, April 2, 2009

Pinoy jokes 1 - April

Pedro: may ka-eyebol ako mamya.. anu kaya itsura niya? kasi sabi niya kamukha daw siya celebrity.. “SH” ang simula ng name…
Juan: jackpot ka, Pedro! Baka SHeri or SHaina!
(matapos ang eyebol, uwi c Pedro)
Juan: kumusta eyebol mo? Bakit ka malungkot?
Pedro: “SHrek” am****! tagalog joke, tagalog jokes, pinoy jokes, pinoy,
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Juan: Ito bang pangit na ‘to ang tinatawag nyo na “ART”?! Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to?
Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan! Hahaha!
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a naked girl rode a taxi, the girl asked the driver,”bakit ka nakatitig? ngayon ka lang
ba nakakita ng babaeng nakahubad?
DRIVER: hindi miss! iniisip ko kung san nakatago pamasahe mo?!?;-)
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Amo: Inday! bumili ka nga ng mga isda… Ay o nga pala, inglesera ka na ngaUn, would
you please buy many fishes for this week’s meals?
Inday: Judging by your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term ‘fishes’ although rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled
aquatic creatures. But the more pressing [...]
What an Inday! hehehhehehe
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Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan ktang nanunuod ng TV?!
Inday: becoz i don’t want you to see me doing absolutely nothng …
Hahahahahaha!
Bongga!
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Amo: Hoy inday! bakit sunog ang sinaing?
Inday: heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the “oriza sativa” which is the scientific name of rice 2 change its state of color, smell as wel as taste
Amo: bongga! Anong ibig sabihin non?
Tahimik si Inday.
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