Monday, December 1, 2008

Disyembre Uno Pinoy jokes

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Anak:
Tay, ilan "r" ng correspondent?? isa o dalawa???
Tatay: Tatluhin mo na para sure!!!
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Juan: Buwiset na shampoo ito.. hindi bumubula
Pedro: paanong bubula yan hindi naman basa ang buhok mo!!!
Juan: Baliw!!! for dry hair nga daw ito eh!!! bobo ka ba??!! Epal!!!
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Girl: Hon anong zodiac sign mo??
Boy: (nagisip siya dahil bobo hindi nya alam) sayo muna hon.
Girl: zodiac sign ko Cancer
Boy: sa kin Goiter!!!
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Alcohol Solves no problems. Neither does milk. Pero buti pa ang alak, libre kung minsan.
Eh ang Milk?? Meron na bang nag-treat ng milk? at sinabi nya tara dude milk tau??!!!
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A mother asked her daughter about her sex life. the daughter only answer. "Cebu Pacific"
On the way home, the mother saw the billboard and was shocked!!!
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"Cebu Pacific 7 days a week, twice daily and both ways!!!"
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Pasyente: Magkano ang facelift???
Doktora: Complete treatment ay P145,000
Pasyente: mahal!!! ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata??
Doktora: eto tsupon, P20 lang!!!
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ANAK: tay, may manok sa kusina. Tinutuka ang bigas mo.
TATAY: paalisin mo!
ANAK: oi, alis ka daw! ayaw umalis eh
TATAY: takutin mo!
ANAK: awoooooo manooook!! May mumu diyan!
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Pedro: ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo, tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute.
Leo: oh totoo? Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?
Pedro: dun sa burol niya!
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